Gatley cinema has enjoyed such resounding success as a result of its Mother and Baby Matinee Screenings that it has announced its intentions to introduce further discounted performances, including
Doctor and Patient
Shepherd and Flock
Postman and Bike
Popstar and Pet Chimp
Some Noisy Fucking Arsehole and His Extra-large Bag of Crisps
and a Late Night Man and Erect Penis Screening.
Ok. One of these, we made up.
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