April 29, 2008

Why Not Stop for a Curry on the Way Home?

Gatley cinema has enjoyed such resounding success as a result of its Mother and Baby Matinee Screenings that it has announced its intentions to introduce further discounted performances, including

Doctor and Patient

Shepherd and Flock

Postman and Bike

Popstar and Pet Chimp

Some Noisy Fucking Arsehole and His Extra-large Bag of Crisps

and a Late Night Man and Erect Penis Screening.


Ok. One of these, we made up.

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